Often times, we hike out of the woods and watch the human vehicles pass by on
the local highway. We find it fascinating that people are so willing to spread
little insights about themselves on their dog tags - or as you like to call them,
license plates. Here are some of our favorites so far!
||Hey, I have a question (if you got that, you are a true computer geek ... very sad)
|I NURSE 3
||One ... two ... hey, we're one short (at least I hope so - bio-food has been causing some
strange adaptations 8^)
||Then you be whipped
||Most people prefer a bathroom, but I guess a van would work as well
||Not surprised to see a rainbow on that car
||Do people actually live in that?
||It is nice to see monogamy alive and well in 2002
||Nice try, but I don't think the cops are going to buy it
||I assume you mean the ones with the big flat tails and goofy teeth 8^)
||Guess that is better than seeing dead people, although they do have pretty scary claws and
what's up with that snout?
||This one freaked me out at first. Originally I was appalled since it was telling me to
leave God!, Fortunately I passed the vehicle and noticed in my rear view mirror that it really
was revealing to the world that all dogs are evil
||Somebody has been to the nudy bar. tsk tsk! - note, the car in the next lane had 1 CATCH which
brought out a pretty good chuckle as as read right to left
||Apparently he doesn't know that it is a state law that you must wear shoes while driving
||Another one (see below) although this one is shooting for 7 to 9 years
||Okay, 6 Sigma makes me sick, but this plain makes me puke
||Apparently proud of the fact he visits the Whore Zone
||As in "What The F*ck?, I wanted 69"
||This is funny just because it was full of high school kids (including driver)
||At first the second T looked like an I which caused to wonder if he was going blind||
||This person must have a constant craving for Whoppers
||I already ate ate mine!
||I hate it when someone I don't even know tries to tell me what I can and can't do!
||Hey, I am offended!! Please sign my petition to purge this foul license plate from the
face of the earth. My initials are BJD and I DON'T like what this person is thinking at all - AAAACCCCKKK
||I live this nightmare everyday - If only had a quarter for every time someone screwed up my name. I say
this because a true brain would have a job capable of funding a vehicle better than that crappy truck.
||Ahhh, another fine Simpson's fan!
||D will make more money if she serves more than one
||B*tch can't drive
|EMTS R US
||Probably learned by playing Operation at Toys R Us
||Must be a cop
||Someone thinks too highly of themselves
||Why I want the driving age changed to 18
|1 BA FORD
||Oooh, I'm scared
|DIG IT 14
||Like right on man!
||If this person worked on Peoria's ramps onto 74, he should have his certification revoked
||Can't believe this made it through 8^)
||He apparently beats his sister
||I think he meant he does not have e-mail
||As in 7 years
|ME HOT 2
||See Spot, See Spot Jump on woman's leg, Spot stop it!
||And she is proud enough of it to put it on her plate
||You know, that is a kids show
||Kind of makes you wonder who he screwed when he bought the car
||This could be an interesting traffic stop for a cop
||Stop putting the memory in when the computer is on
||Apparently if you believe in higher beings, you do not have to obey the posted speed limit
||See that little thing-a-ma-jiggy to the left of your steering wheel? If you move that back to the
original position, the little blinky light on the back of your car will go out. Last I looked at the
road rules, there isn't a rule stating you must leave your turn signal on to drive down a highway - of course
I could just be stupid 8^)
||(2:30am Jan 27th) I wouldn't want to speculate, but the fact you couldn't keep your car between the little white lines and
slowed to 25 miles an hour on the 474 highway alarms me. Not to mention the fact you almost caused me to wreck
when you came into my lane while I was trying to pass you (in order to get the hell away from your road hazard
*ss) - luckily I was on my guard when you hit the brakes to slow down for no reason in front of me.
||Hey dude, those plates were originally on a red mustang, now they are on a green Jeep. Either you
have made a lot of interesting movies (boom chica boom) or you're using it as an ice breaker with chicks.
||Ahhh, another Adam Sandler fan!